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If you buy me my textbooks, I will reward you with the most gloriously robust and satisfying high-five you have ever experienced.

Who am I kidding? This is how I spend all my time.

Who am I kidding? This is how I spend all my time.

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I would prefer not to draw attention to mah butt in public. 
Better just workout in the comfort of my room.

I would prefer not to draw attention to mah butt in public.
Better just workout in the comfort of my room.

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Poor guy

Poor guy

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Both are lovers of meat

Both are lovers of meat

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This is just really weird… But I hope you enjoy it anyway haha

This is just really weird… But I hope you enjoy it anyway haha

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Gastropod handyman

Gastropod handyman

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I was doing one of those workout plans that people post on Tumblr. It asked me to do ‘20 inner thigh lifts.’ So just to make sure I was doing it right, I looked it up on Google images. AND THERE WERE SO MANY NAKED PICTURES OF PEOPLE BETWEEN THEIR THIGHS, WHERE THEY HAD HAD LIPOSUCTION. SOMEONE HELP ME WASH MY EYES OUT AHAHKEWKVAKHCOAIHISUQG

This animation looks more like hip thrusting, but I assure you that he’s sashaying.

This animation looks more like hip thrusting, but I assure you that he’s sashaying.

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This is how I feel when I go shopping at Christmas time. 

 lol I typed my name twice before I managed to get ‘Christmas’
This is how I feel when I go shopping at Christmas time.

lol I typed my name twice before I managed to get ‘Christmas’

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chocolateisuniversal asked: Hi! This isn't a question but I just wanted to say that I love your puns and pickup line drawings so much—my friends and I have the same sort of humour and they love them too! Thank you for sharing them!! :)

I’m so glad that you and your friends enjoy my silliness! I really appreciate you for dropping by and paying me such a lovely compliment. Thank you, thank you! :)

I thought of this pick up line in a dream. I’ll admit it’s pretty terrible.

I thought of this pick up line in a dream. I’ll admit it’s pretty terrible.

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mikespectross asked: i absolutely adore your doodes and puns, do not ever stop gurl!

You’re too sweet! Thank you, thank you! :D

Haters are clownfish?

Haters are clownfish?

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To puncture those rotten poachers.

To puncture those rotten poachers.

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