This is a very hard-to-draw reptile
Guys, guys, I’m interning at Social Garden atm. They’ve got a campaign for this company where you upload a picture of your butt in jeans and you go in the running to win free jeans or an iPad. Freeee stuuuuuufff ~~~~~~~~~ yaaaayyyy
Feeling a little condimentary
Poo jokes just don’t get old
And then the chickpeas get shrivelled and they’re the weird yellow ones you find in the store.
Sometimes a lot
A random guy in a stairwell offered me pizza. I should have asked him to be my valentine.
Stumpity stump stump
Many hello So doge Cool
Some of them also blow. You can change the function.
Maybe the only cure is to move it, move it?
You really are.
WISHING YOU MANY HAPPINESSES
Who needs the killing curse when you have killer looks?